If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug tombstone Dimensions: 3

Dimensions: 3

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

A row of alternating red and blue five-pointed stars spans the center

Inspired by Three Amigos

If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug tombstone Dimensions: 3George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.