Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black and more confidence than anyone

and more confidence than anyone who has ever sent an unsolicited version of this photo

Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza in a Santa hat was never part of John McClane's holiday plan

A small blue horizontally striped "ICS" logo sits at the bottom

encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries

Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black and more confidence than anyoneLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET