Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt victoria a teal and purple shield

a teal and purple shield crest topped with a golden crown sits between purple block capitals reading "HOTELS" and "VILLAS

A retro two-color illustration in brown and seafoam green depicts a mid-century cafeteria building with large windows

a green stem

two white and one red

Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt victoria a teal and purple shieldRenting from Marathon means standing in an empty lot, cussing into frozen Kansas wind, with zero cars and zero sympathy. That counter agent's dead eyed smile is the final boss of corporate indifference. Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Details: Burgundy circular medallion contains a stylized portrait of the Marathon Rent A Car counter agent with dark hair and a ruffled collar. Dark text below reads "You're F*cked at" in a serif font. A