Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Carrying a roll of toilet

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

Arched distressed white block text reads "TOUCHDOWN" in vintage varsity lettering

Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach-pink with pink feathery gills

" "PIONEER LEAGUE

Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Carrying a roll of toiletSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"