Beach, Please! - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Mike never stood a chance

Mike never stood a chance against that level of delusional optimism

Walking through an unmarked door while "El Bimbo" plays means somebody's getting a tango partner whether they want one or not

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "RIVER PIRATES" flanked by stars in matching ink

a pearl necklace

Beach, Please! - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Mike never stood a chancePunctuation invented plausible deniability, and a single comma is out here doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. A distressed vintage sunset just means you've been telling people off at the beach since 1987. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach, Please!" overlays a retro circular scene. A golden orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom, and a black silhouetted palm