Colossal Squid Confessions bfg You’re getting ready for work

You’re getting ready for work and telling yourself you look purrfect

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Colossal Squid Confessions bfg You’re getting ready for workMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also