I Want You To Beer Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL a silhouette of a female

a silhouette of a female roller skater strikes a dynamic pose beside a silhouette of the Statue of Liberty

Smaller distressed white sans-serif block text below reads "I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT

Both slightly disreputable and perpetually beaten to hell

White uppercase text reads "COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK'S" above larger bold text reading "3 RULES TO LIVE BY:" in condensed sans-serif

I Want You To Beer Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL a silhouette of a femaleUncle Sam guilt tripped a whole generation into the trenches, so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment. Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity. The Details: A vintage style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red, white, and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee. Distressed white block text below reads "I